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As the new sidewalks appeared on Burlingame Avenue, so did the complaints about the spills and stains. The city has promised a more aggressive steam-cleaning schedule. I’m afraid that unless there is steam cleaning each day, the spills will appear quicker than the steam cleaner can clean.

Here are three ways we can get ahead of the spills and stains. Not surprisingly, some of the ways I am about to suggest are somewhat untraditional, but sometimes you have to think outside the box to accomplish the goal.

Hang on to your hats, here we go.

a.)   In Downtown Palo Alto, for example, there is a program called The Downtown Streets Team. The folks on the team appear everyday and work in shifts all day to pick up trash, etc. These folks are down on their luck and work in exchange for room and board vouchers. They wear uniforms and even at as downtown ambassadors in a fashion, answering questions of visitor’s etc. They keep the downtown cleaner than it would be without their help. Funded through grants, contributions from the BID and the city. Downtown Streets is a non-profit 501 c 3 organization and is proved a successful model that pother cities are following. Perhaps Burlingame could be one. www.streetsteam.org

b.)   The San Mateo County Sherriff’s Work Furlough Program. This is another program available to SM County cities. It is largely free of charge to the cities and brings folks who have some community service indebtedness because of troubles with the law like DUI, non-payment of alimony, etc. They are certainly not hardened criminals and all participants have to be recommended for the program through the courts. The only obligation from the city is to have a city employee supervise and the participants cannot use power tools. I am not sure if a power washer would fall into the exempt tools category or not but at the very least these folks could help make sure the downtown is tidy on a daily basis. As I understand it, they would work in the early morning hours and be gone before the shops and restaurants open. Most folks would never even know they had been there. Other cities take advantage of this opportunity and I believe the city of Burlingame has in the past used this program to help clean up our creek sides.

c.)   Many folks in Burlingame like to work out. They even join clubs and pay for the privilege to do so. Why not grab a broom or a mop and push it from one end of the avenue to the other? I can assure you the calories will burn and you will get your daily dose of exercise–all while helping the community. How about we create a daily competition? Participants could earn points for downtown discounts. Corporations could assemble teams. Once again, this program could be free of charges to the city. In fact, the city or the downtown association could charge a small fee to participate in the activity and actually make some money. Now there’s a novel concept. How ‘bout the city council form the first team? Why get on an exer-cycle and peddle to nowhere when you could tone up and tune up downtown?

There ya go, three low or no cost ways to keep downtown looking spiffy. 

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10 responses to “Good clean fun.”

  1. fred

    bwah-hahahaha-hahahaha!!!!

  2. Bruce Dickinson

    Who uses more bait and tackle than the Gorton’s Fisherman? Well, I think it’s Russ Cohen trying to bait Bruce Dickinson with statements such as ” some of the ways I am about to suggest are somewhat untraditional, but sometimes you have to think outside the box” Russ and Joe, why don’t you just leave a dedicated comment box on such articles, reserved for no other than *the* Bruce Dickinson. Yes, I kid, of course.
    Before I get into the meat of it, Bruce Dickinson is no expert in paver/tile selection, but I gotta ask you, why do these pavers appear to show more dirt and spills than average? I don’t recall the same issue at Santana Row or other faux European shopping re-creations. I think some one made a boo-boo by selecting shiny yet porous material that shows all the doo-doo! Hopefully use someone other than paver consultant at Home Depot…I kid, I kid.
    Anyway, of the choices presented, I like plan B the best, as it involves the least organization/logitistics/ getting numerous parties or individuals to talk and take action. The only thing that ever seems to work around these parts is when a new house, commercial property, or condo project gets submitted, then all the developers, commissioners, council members, architects financial interests are hugely aligned and there’s no stopping the steamroll. Wish that same attitude and enthusiasm would exist in keeping our City looking spic and span. Only drawback with plan B is that you need a city employee to supervise, but that’s probably well worth the effort, as why just stop at downtown Burlingame? This sounds like a dynamite program that can be used to clear all the errant trash on Broadway, around the overpass, and at the Parks and Schools. Even the occasional poop in the sandboxes/ grass. By the way, speaking of poop, how about using the furloughees to take down all those election signs which are turning our city into a veritable hippy-mobile (VW Wagon or Bug) with hundreds of dumb hippy bumper stickers plastered all over it to make some sort of “social statement”. C’mon folks, this is Burlingame, gotta care about your own backyard! In an even funnier vein, why not have the furloughees deliver the sign fines to the perpetrators and in addition to a fine, the perps also have to do community service? Here you have those who committed a crime and are now paying their community service debt, in a twist of irony, delivering notices of illegal signage to elected officials. Then you can have the violating elected officials enter the work furlough program and serve our community by picking up trash and cleaning streets, which will help everyone involved. Bruce Dickinson loves it!
    My other suggestion would be to tap into the local High Schools. To get accepted into a decent college, you need to show volunteer hours and for the really smart ones, let those kids be the organizers/logistics people. What better thing to put on a college application than you basically started and organized a community enhancement non-for-profit, which could be expanded to help those who receive subsidized housing/the elderly. Call it “Helping Hands of Burlingame.” If the kids were really ambitious, can organize some of the Doctors in the community to give free medical check-ups, dental exams, chiropractic adjustments, etc, or Lawyers giving pro-bono advice for small claims/injury items. Why not get local private schools involved too, make it a contest between schools, as it were, to create competition. Guys, take it from Bruce Dickinson, create the incentives and people will sniff em out real fast and execute with impunity!

  3. holyroller@hotwire.com

    I have lived in many places all over the world an emnployee at WHO.
    I was/am an MD. Nevertheless, my primary function was as a “Quarter Master.”
    The shipping /receiving of all medical supplies, To people who believe that is a very simple job, I assure you that nothing could be more important to the Sick, Physians, and Post Patients recovery than having access medicine, and believe it or not, just Aspirin, Neo-Sporin type antibiotics and Band Aids. Soap and CLEAN WATER TOO.
    Regarding the point I am making regarding this BV Article is that all third world counties, as well as Native American Reservations do not care about their homes an anyway whatsoever because the places that they live in…
    As victims and losers of war, many years receiving :generosity of the winners, take it all for granted.
    Everything was taken away before in a Snap. What is to stop that from happening again?
    War, prejudice, Economics, Race, the newest BS to take our minds off the important issues that threaten our world is Gay Marriage.
    Get with it everybody…
    Never has there been a more important reason for MORE COW BELL!

  4. holyroller@hotwire.com

    PS
    Getting off my Soap Box…
    The last thing that homeless people, third world citizens(Anyone seen Naples Italy lately?)
    Native American Reservations.
    Gathering places of Asian Immigrants(Been to anywhere in China in the last Ten Years) feel that disposing of refuse is event that is below their standing in Society.
    I am not angry about this Cultural Norm; sooner or later there may be a change.
    Nevertheless, we need to fine the Asian Business’s that, in he end RESONSIBLE TO MAINTAIN A CLEAN,CLEAR, FREE FROM ANY AND ALL OBSTICALS-INCLUDING YOUNG ASIAN TEENAGERS SMOKING AND DISPOSING OF CIGAREETS ON SIDEWALK FOR SAFETY AND WALKING FOR PEDESTRIANS.
    I BELIVE THE BEST SOLUTION FOR MAINTENANCE IN FRONT OF THESE POPULAR PLACES IS TO HOLD THE BUSINESS RESPONSIBLE.
    HOW HARD CAN THAT BE?
    Come on City of Burlingame Elders.
    This is a NO BRAINER!

  5. Jennifer

    Not familiar with norms regarding trash disposal in China, however one of my kids went to Japan for several weeks traveling recently and said that the streets are spotless and that everyone picks up trash when they see it, since it is considered a blemish on Society to leave it. This in a place that prides itself in some of the most complex, elaborate (and largely unnecessary) packaging in the world, particularly for take out foods. Still, they do not litter, at all. I think the problem is the “free pass” that we’ve given today’s youth, and somehow the litterbug message got forgotten on the 1980s-90s kids. Unfortunately, its hard to tell a business staffed by that same crowd, that they are responsible, even though I totally agree with you. Also, if the Tea Pumps drinks, for example, were not available in super duper size, but half of that, somehow I think the customers would not be so apt to spill or leave them somewhere.

  6. holyroller@hotwire.com

    I believe it is strictly a cultural issue.
    The teenagers learn from their parents the mores of the society they live in.
    A recent example is the Chinese calibration of eating dogs.
    I am sure that there are some of our neighbors eating Dogs/Puppies right now.
    I am not judging or complaining.
    Some people have a different “system” than americans, and are allowed to “enjoy ” that “taste”.
    If an American started eating Dogs & Cats he would be locked up in Jail.
    If an American was caught without a Driver License, No Insurance, Jail.
    Any other Mexican, or Asian…
    Sorry for Bothering you sir, “By the way, do you have a license for that dog in your back seat.. No, That is OK.
    See you.
    Officer Burlingame.

  7. I think you are both missing the point here. There are ways the city can get a handle on this problem without much in the way of expense. We can try to change the culture, but that is a much bigger issue. Rather I would like to our city leaders take the initiative to help solve the problem in one of the ways I have suggested above.

  8. Jennifer

    Yes, like these ideas, and also Bruce’s contribution involving the students, because that gets a couple of items accomplished– cleaning the streets, but also setting an example for their often clueless peers. Yet even the students have to be supervised. Still, it might be worth it because of the substantial cost involved in constant cleaning.
    Conversely, we can just relax and get over the new car syndrome. It’s a busy sidewalk, not a dinner plate, and maybe there is a tipping point where the merchants have had enough, too, and start implementing their own ‘in-house’ measures, or advocate (and contribute) to some mentioned above.

  9. Peter Garrison

    Dynamic is simple: Cleaner store fronts attract more customers = ten minutes max with warm water and a broom. Make it the new employee’s morning job after unlocking the doors. The market will decide; we don’t need a city program to do this or have to think about this more than five minutes.

  10. holyroller@hotwire.com

    That is a great analogy Jennifer.
    We will all get used to it like everything else.
    In many ways a mess in front of a food business is a sign of success.
    Good Luck to them.
    To bad that would not be the same for a Bank.

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