The post office is never a pleasant experience one week before Christmas, but somethings just make it like a Seinfeld episode. This afternoon was a perfect example: a guy is hoping to get a passport and needs the photo along with the application. One of the regular clerks is going take the pic but first needs to figure out how to close the front blinds to get the lighting right. She apparently had never closed them before and it was entertaining. The poor guy is on a stool against the wall and she proceeds to take about 15 shots moving closer, then farther, then up a little, then down a little. People are cutting in front to get to the "windows". She goes in the back to print it (wait 3 minutes) and the photo turns out too pink, so they want to do it again. At this point he has to go feed the meter. The regular line is now out to the lobby and growing by the minute. Then the supervisor gets involved, looks around for the charger for the batteries in the camera, and takes the guy out into the crowded lobby to take another few photos.
By then I was done with my business as he waited to see if the second set yielded a usable photo. Only one thought came to mind: "Dude, go to Walgreen's for the photo." 5 minutes, done right the first time, every time with the secret to success being a proper back screen and a piece of tape on the floor so it comes out in the exact right dimensions every time! Probably cheaper, too! I miss the real post office where some of this sausage-making was hidden from view.


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